As Jerri Blank says so proudly in Strangers With Candy, "IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAAAAY!!!!!", well not really, but doesn't everyone want to read a blog consisting of dry wit, musical theatre references that will make your stomach churn with pure cheese, and countless tales of vodka, fat jokes, and trying to make sense of life?
"Does This Blog Make My Ass Look Big"
And by soon I mean as soon as I..
A. Have something worthwhile to post and/or
B. Have a cocktail